​More from the Washington Post (Lynne McCarthy)

The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.  Some winners are: 
 -Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
   -Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
   - Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these Really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
   - Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.   
 
 Would any of you in St Aidan’s Blogland like to have a go at this?  Send new definitions to the office!
  
Here are some really bad examples:
 Garglantuan  (adj)     a huge trill in the throat that tenors do before the Big Sing.
 Litterall   (adj)    true garbage you might find everywhere