Bless Transcribers - What's Not to Love? By Lynne McCarthy

Before I send the weekly packets of church news, bulletins, etc.  to the shut-ins who don’t have computers, I use the transcriptions from Youtube for the homilies and sermons.  Some of what the transcriber heard and what the speaker actually said are more distant than the Covid six-feet-away rules.  No preacher is immune!
Besides, there’s no punctuation so I  really enjoy figuring out where sentences begin and end.
Here are the transcription bloopers from Rev. Kim’s May 24 sermon. Can you figure out what he actually said? You may have to listen to the sermon again – and again, and again….
 
Paul’s pastoral the pistols
the cares maniacs
the Anglicans led in burden
it’s a taydens
Susan and I araña study leave
pentacle Hostel
we write here at say Dayton’s
10 alpha programs in rope