The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Some winners are:
-Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
-Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
- Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these Really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
- Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
Would any of you in St Aidan’s Blogland like to have a go at this? Send new definitions to the office!
Here are some really bad examples:
Garglantuan (adj) a huge trill in the throat that tenors do before the Big Sing.
Litterall (adj) true garbage you might find everywhere